Dimension Films
(US) Miramax Films View Askew Productions
(US)
Plot Summary:
The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.
Cast: (First 20, for the rest click 'Show All Cast & Crew' below.)
The finale of the Viewaskewniverse series of movies finishes with a bong, er, uh, bang. Not even close to the best of the series, but definately a fun trip. Kev rips on everything and everyone with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek. I will admit that this film is NOT for everyone, but if you enjoyed the previous films you should enjoy this one as well.
Quotes:
Banky: That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously.
Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is none of my fucking concern. Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position. Jay: Yeah.
[Silent Bob attempts to get his point across with pantomime.] Jay: Why don't you just say it? Silent Bob: [grabbing Jay by the collar] The sign on the back of the car said "Critters Of Hollywood", you dumb fuck! Jay: [mutters] Say it, don't spray it.
Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Jay: What buzz? Holden: The Internet buzz. Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?!
Jay: What the fuck are you bitches babbling about?
Trivia:
The phrase "Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses" has gotten so popular that it is used in just about every talkback on Ain't It Cool News (Such as "Fuck Osama bin Laden. Fuck him up his stupid ass.")
When the jewel thieves get their pizza, the name of the pizza place is "Marvel Pizza". The man delivering the pizza is the head of Marvel Comics.
Cast members Sean William Scott, Jason Biggs, Shannen Elizabeth, and Eli Marienthal were filming this movie around the same time as American Pie 2 (2001).
The original plot involved Jay and Silent Bob trying to save their beloved Quik Stop.
Shannon Elizabeth originally read for a minor role but so impressed director Kevin Smith that he decided to cast her in the lead.
Credits Fun:
After the credits, That Woman (God) closes the book on the View Askewniverse and prances away
Credit for Malcom Ingram as a "Mewes Wrangler"
Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In...", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." There is then a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans".
Like Smith's other films, this one closes with a snippet of Jay's dialogue
Near the end of the credits, it says: How's our driving? Tell us at www.viewaskew.com.
No animals were harmed during the making of this film, but some internet snipers got their asses handed to them.
No gay people were harmed during the making of this film (however, some were used as test dummies in the creative process).
Anybody who uses the insults contained in this film on any gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender or heterosexual person --real, percieved or imaginary-- is a total dumbass!
The Director Would Like to Thank...
GOD - He Who makes it all possible
JEN - She who picks up His slack with patience, love and lust
SCOTT - Without whom, I'm nothing
JAY - Without whom, there's no movie
BOB - For Saying "Take' em out of Jersey"
HARVEY - For Saying "Kevin and Scott are making a movie where?!?"
MOM AND DAD - The best parents a guy ever had
GAIL AND BYRON - A close second
HARLEY - For her never-ending fascination with poo-poo
GORDON - For the same
JAMIE - For shooting the best looking flick we've ever made
JIM - For scoring the best looking flick we've ever made
SLOSS - who coined the phrase "It's Dogma without the religion."
RASKIND - who coined the phrase "I'd fire Sloss for saying that."
AFFLECK - Once more into the breach, dear friend
MATTY - who didn't charge nearly as much as the breach guy
LEE - who did double-duty
BRIAN AND JEFF - who did it yet again
PHILBERT - for sound editing advice
VORDO - for sound editing advice
TIM - who kept it all running smoothly
LAURA - who kept it all running smoothly and under budget
GOOSEBERG - for C.G.I., there's no better man out there
SUE - for you, there are better men out there
THE CAST - who elevated a bunch of dirty words with their talents
THE CREW - who elevated everything else, with a smile
BRYAN - who laughed at "Give me the map Scott!"
WALT - who laughs at Bryan's expense
GINA - for coming back
MONICA - who makes Scott come - to work, you pigs. To work.
MING - He's the deejay, I'm the rapper
BRAD AND CHRIS - they're the wheels of steel
JIM MCLAUCHLIN - the wizard of Wizard
AINT IT COOL MIKE - the Cool of Ain't It Cool
CHAPMAN - who's merchandising my kid right into private school
CAROL - who's keeping it all accounted for
MATT WAGNER - for the logo we've gotten a lot of mileage out of
OEMING - for the artwork we'll milk to death
THE FOLKS WHO POST AT WWW.VIEWASKEW.COM - for the never-ending kind words
THE FOLKS WHO POST AT AINT-IT-COOL-NEWS.COM - for the never-ending abuse
HAWK & PIERSON - for starting this whole mess
and
MALCOLM - the best sport outside of hockey
DVD Easter Eggs: (Hidden So You Don't See Anything You Don't Want To See)
Edition: Dimension Collectors Series
Region: 1
Description: Hidden Trailer, Jason Mewes' Nutsack and more!
a) Insert disc 2 into your DVD player, once the menu screen appears, press stop so your TV screen is blank and the DVD logo appears. Press 10+ on your remote keypad, and then enter in 64. This will access a trailer, that you cannot see anywhere by searching through the menus.
b) Go to Filographies, select James L. Venable.
Then enter 19.
c) On the second disc, first go to the cast and crew page. Select the one for Jason Mewes. Push up on your remote, and a new word will apear at the top of the screen "Balls!". Push enter, and you will see an interesting out take of Jay.
d) After the credits are over Alanis Morissette AKA God closes the book on the View Askew Universe.
e) On disc two, press stop, then depending on your player, press 10+ then punch in any number between 58-64; or display, then go to titles 58-64. 59,60, and 61 are all the same, but the others are all different.
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