Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.
Duke Henry
You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash
Who wants to know?
Duke Henry
I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.
Ash
Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
Sheila
But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Sheila
I may be bad... but I feel gooood.
Trivia:
That beat-up Olds that goes through time with Ash belongs to director Sam Raimi. He included it in most of his early movies, each time more banged up than the last. The items in the trunk of the Olds are not product placements; they're what Sam Raimi actually had in his trunk.
As various missiles such as catapult loads and arrows fly through the air, we see their targets from the missile's viewpoint, a type of shot that director Sam Raimi uses quite a bit.
Movie was originally given a NC-17 rating.
In accordance with his usual style, the skeletons do a classic Three Stooges routine.
Credits Fun:
In the opening credits, Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness instead of "in".
DVD Easter Eggs: (Hidden So You Don't See Anything You Don't Want To See)
To turn the story boards on while the movie is playing, turn the directors commentary on in the options menu and while the movie is playing turn subtitles on and the storyboards will appear in the bottom right corner.