Master of disguise Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy’s, where he learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move up Harry and Kimberlee’s wedding date to the next day. Kooze knows Notch will come when he hears this news and he plans to assassinate him at the wedding. Chip finds out he’s in imminent danger of being deported. To avoid this, he convinces a reluctant Jamaica to marry him, which is a great shock to his Mootie and Poopie when they arrive for the wedding. Porcelain has now come up with a plan to seduce Nick Jr. into marriage so she can get her hands on the Pappasmearos fortune, so it looks like there’s going to be a triple wedding at Malibu Adjacent. Notch sneaks into the SPF-30 headquaters looking for evidence against Kooze, but while he’s looking, B.J. goes into labor. Notch helps to deliver her baby, after which the surprise identity of the father is revealed. With the help of Chappy, Ellen and Prof. Milosevic, Notch exposes the fraud and criminal actions of Kooze and Harry just as the weddings are about to take place. After a hand-to-hand battle with Notch aboard a speedboat (along with some help from Spank the monkey), Kooze is vanquished. The gang all gathers at the beach, where Notch receives a congratulatory phone call from the President. Notch then prepares to propose to Kimberlee. But across the harbor, Col. Kooze is injured but not dead. He has one last trick up his sleeve as the series comes to a conclusion with a surprising bang. |
