[An article about Everton has appeared in a prestigious gastronomic magazine.]
Crispin: Show it to him, Everton.
Everton: Well, I...
Crispin: Look, he's bound to see it sooner or later. It's much better to have courtesy on your side.
Everton: I was afraid he might be a bit pissed off.
Crispin: Oh no, he won't be pissed off.
Everton: Oh, good...
PERSON: He'll be incandescent with blind and barbaric fury. Next to Chef, Mount Pinatubo will be an irritating, unripe zit. The killing fields of Kampuchea will be as a bouncy castle.