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    [An article about Everton has appeared in a prestigious gastronomic magazine.]
    Crispin: Show it to him, Everton.
    Everton: Well, I...
    Crispin: Look, he's bound to see it sooner or later. It's much better to have courtesy on your side.
    Everton: I was afraid he might be a bit pissed off.
    Crispin: Oh no, he won't be pissed off.
    Everton: Oh, good...
    PERSON: He'll be incandescent with blind and barbaric fury. Next to Chef, Mount Pinatubo will be an irritating, unripe zit. The killing fields of Kampuchea will be as a bouncy castle.

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