Heading out on a weekend trip in Bat Country? We hear it's lovely this time of year. A few things to prepare for your journey: grab your best friend (you're going to need backup), a sweet Cadillac convertible, and last but not least this Raoul Duke costume. This is the official look for any trip to Bat Country. But don't stay long, because weird things can happen there...

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A Santa suit is not only one of the most recognizable costumes in existence, it’s as important a tool in the real Santa’s arsenal as his flying reindeer and sleigh, army of elven devotees, or bottomless sack. Does it have some magical properties, you wonder? No, not exactly, but without it, Santa would just be a bearded, elderly intruder into your home. At best you call the police to try to return this dementia-addled wanderer to where he belongs, and at worst you feel threatened––he’s a big guy, after all––and stand your ground. But in his iconic red and white outfit, Santa is a welcome sight in most homes. We don’t (well, according to our lawyers, shouldn’t) recommend breaking and entering unless in some Santa Clause-esque bargain you’ve inherited Santa’s yuletide mantle, but this Premium Santa Suit should make you feel a little more welcome wherever you spread your cheer.

A Santa suit really should be plus-size, shouldn’t it? Even if you’re on the thin side, you’re gonna stuff a pillow in there unless you’re going for a decidedly non-traditional St. Nick. Sometimes one likes to picture a svelte Santa lounging close-shaven and bare-chested on a tropical beach somewhere mid-July (while his underpaid elf workers are up to their elbows in toy orders, no doubt), but by Thanksgiving his gaining regimen is underway and he’s well on the way back to his jolly old self.

Some people say Santa only started wearing red when Coca-Cola started using the merry gift-giver in their ads, but Santa Claus’s red suit had already become his standardized appearance in American media around the turn of the 20th century. Yep, this is good ol’ American Santa Claus. No green robe, no Bishop’s hat, no evil counterparts to punish the children with violence––just the never-enforced threat of a lump coal in lieu of presents––and no weird racist sidekicks to explain either. Leave all that nonsense to those weird Europeans. Heck, they put real candles on their trees. In their houses. They’re clearly not concerned with doing things the easy or safe way.

When it comes to the legend of Bruce Lee, there’s so much rad stuff to say about him that it’s almost like there’s nothing to say, you know? Like, what words would possibly do an epic great talent like him justice?

He fought with fists of fury! He was the real Chinese connection! He fought alongside the Green Hornet (actually he fought for the Green Hornet, since Britt Reid was more a lover than a fighter, but same diff!). He beat up the 7' 2" Kareem Abdul-Jabbar…and if we can be honest in this safe sharing space, we honestly still haven’t fully forgiven him for that, but we guess that’s just what unconditional love is all about, no? Oh yeah, and he could use any and all items near him to fight, which is a really useful skill, to be honest — but he was always at his best when he used nothing but his fists!

So it’s not a mystery why you might recognize this costume…it’s the most recognizable costume he ever wore not just because it was his last (#RIP), but it’s also gone on to have different honorable interpretations in Kill Bill V. 1, Revenge of the Nerds, and Shaolin Soccer. So whether you want to feel like you’re a walking piece of history or just want to affect a lil’ bit of the old Lee coolness, this Bruce Lee Costume with Wig is exactly the kind of thing you're looking for! We can't promise that it'll make you move faster and fight harder, but hey, can't hurt right? Might as well get some nunchucks and swing them around like he does in Game of Death, just to see!

Have you always felt like a fish out of water? Like you just didn't quite belong? Better yet, do you feel more at home in water? When you can swim and play all day out in the sun?

That's what we thought. You're totally a mermaid, aren't you? No? Well fine, then you're a mermaid at heart at least. We can tell. You totally perked up when we said mermaid, and looked super disappointed when you realized you weren't one, so we're pretty sure we're right. It's okay. We've had that reaction before too.

There are a couple remedies to help you feel more like a mermaid at least. Firstly, get some quality water time. Swimming, baths, it doesn't really mater, just make sure you get to submerge yourself frequently. Go splash and swim and feel like a fish. That always makes us feel better. Second, get some fish friends. It's important you get some little fin-flipping buddies that you can chat with. It'll make you feel more at home, trust us.

Lastly, and we can't stress this one enough, dress like a mermaid. Yeah, we know, sometimes it's hard up here on land, having to use your two legs and all, but it's worth it. For instance, you could wear our Adult Mermaid Costume. It comes with a purple ruffled tank top, green polyester skirt, and a 3" starfish (wig and boa sold separately). See, the skirt fits tight around the thighs, and then falls to the floor around the knees, so it looks just like a mermaid tail! Just get some extra shells an you'll look like a proper upright mermaid! Now doesn't that feel more natural?