Your grandma recently discovered “pinning” things to “boards”, and she now claims she is “too busy” to knit you up a crazy-looking sweater for your ugly Christmas sweater contest at work. Sigh, Grandma. What’s next, swiping left and right all day long?

Don't worry, pal, we have grandma stand-ins working to bring you the look you require, with minimal social media interruptions. And since these grandmas have a lot of time on their hands (as well as fair wages and healthy working conditions), they can get a bit creative with their designs. Case in point: this Snowman with Scarf Christmas Sweater! Now you don't have to bother your grandma or hear much about her online dating life. Phew. This sweater comes complete with a dangling 3D scarf, so you can get some bonus points in your company contest, then entertain your pals when you show up later to a holiday get-together. As for Grandma? Check back in on her around NYE, maybe she’ll be bored with her new apps and ready to knit you some matching socks to go with this festive sweater.

Do you have a home brewer on your Christmas list? Do you keep tally of the beers you've tried? While everyone else is hoping for classic Christmas beverages like eggnog and cider, is your favorite drink is all about that delightfully fluffy beer head? Well then. You should have the proper attire to show off your hoppy taste.

Because, let's be honest here, most of those holiday parties will want festive holiday wear of some kind. Something sparkly, or perhaps an ugly sweater, so you might as well get one that actually reflects your tastes. Our All I Want for Christmas is Beer Sweater ought to be perfect for you. This sweater is 30 percent wool, has knit cuffs at the neck, wrists, and bottom. It's a Fun.com exclusive and proudly proclaims your desire for beer on the front with a very clear graphic. It's perfect to show off exactly what you want for for Christmas (in case anyone was too daft to figure it out), it's festive, and it's so you. So go ahead. Show wear that beer sweater proudly.