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The Princess Bride is one of the greatest movies of all time. Saying anything otherwise would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable. It has everything: swordfighting, torture, a giant, revenge, a pompous Sicilian, and, above all, romance. (Yuck!) It’s one of the very few movies that can combine ultimate manliness and superlative mushiness into the end-all theater experience.

We remember back when we were kids and our elementary school had only three VHS cassettes. If the teacher played Willow all the girls groaned. If she played The Last Unicorn all the boys moaned. But if she popped The Princess Bride into the TV? (You remember, the heavy, old-fashioned kind that had to be strapped onto a metal cart so kids wouldn’t get crushed if it toppled?) Now, that was always a surefire crowd pleaser!

If you’re in love with the greatest love story ever told, then the Dread Pirate Roberts’ timeless words of endearment must always run through your head. This shirt has that iconic scene with those wonderful words transposed over it, the ultimate look for fans of the movie. (Not available in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL -- sorry, André.)

“You seem a decent fellow...I hate to kill you.""You seem a decent fellow...I hate to die."--Inigo Montoya and The Man In Black

Oh man…prepare for us to get nerdy! When it comes to the best movies ever made in the history of the entire world, we think it’s pretty safe to say that Princess Bride tops that list. After all, like the grandfather says, it’s got everything: “swordplay, giants, an evil prince, a beautiful princess, and yes, some kissing.” And every character was great, and every scene was so totally quotable that it’s almost an event in and of itself, trying to figure out which one is a personal favorite. Which, why should you? All you have to say is “Iocaine powder” or “I do not think that word means what you think it means” in order for everyone else in the room to look at you with both recognition and respect.

And while, again, it’s almost impossible to have a personal favorite, let’s just all agree that, in the span of movie history in regards to revenge characters, Inigo Montoya has to at least make the Top 10 list. For instance, did you know that the scene from the film where Montoya finally kills Rugen was ranked #86 by IGN in their list of "Top 100 Movie Moments”? Yeah, it’s that spectacular and satisfying!

So do yourself a favor and get this Princess Bride Prepare To Die Poster Men's T-Shirt. Featuring a poster style advertisement of the fight between Inigo Montoya and The Man In Black/Wesley from the movie, it’s an officially licensed tee that gives you the kind of legendary status you'd usually only get by making it through the Fire Swamp. As you wish!

There are pirates, and then there are pirates.

You know what we mean. On one hand you have slobby, filthy sailors with bad teeth and a penchant for parrots, and on the other you have suave, dashing young rogues that are quite the bucklers-of-swashes.

Not many fall into the second category, but there are a few. Pirates that are handsome, sly, perhaps a tad greedy, but excellent fighters and quick-quippers. And one of the most prominent figures in this category? The Dread Pirate Robert, of course. Not only did he scale the Cliffs of Insanity, best a sword master, and out-wrestle a giant, this pirate out-smarted the dizzying intellect of one Vizzini, a Sicilian master-mind for hire. And he did it all for his true love.

We admire the Dread Pirate more than we can say. For not only did he out-smart his enemies more than once, he was brave, cunning, and dapper as hell in his pirate outfit. Seriously. All black with a mask and sword? Can you say dashing? Cause that's what he was. Dashing.

So if you're considering being a pirate yourself, please do the world a favor and be the lovable roguish kind, like the Dread Pirate Roberts. As a matter of fact, why don't you just be him? You can look just like him at least, with our Princess Bride Westley Adult Costume. There's a v-neck cotton shirt, black pants, black gloves, a head scarf, and black eye-mask. It's officially licensed and will make you feel like the most dashing of pirates. Just remember to bring your own iocane powder. Best not to trust a Sicilian's when death is on the line...

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us together, today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam…

You know the speech like the back of your (hopefully five-fingered) hand. In fact, you know the entire script of The Princess Bride by heart. And now you are seeking out a garment--you’re hunting it through all the land--that can exactly replicate Princess Buttercup’s wedding dress as precisely as you can replicate her long crimped blonde hair. You have looked far and wide, and you now demand that someone produce for you a dress that will do justice to your favorite ever film character...

As you wish. This Princess Bride Buttercup Wedding Dress Costume is officially licensed and exclusive, and is as close to the original look as you can get (without raiding a 20th Century Fox storage unit somewhere). It features a long-sleeved pullover dress in Buttercup’s blue hue, as well as Renaissance-era details such as a lace-trimmed bodice with cord lacing and a mesh neckline with faux-pearl edging. This wire crown has faux pearl and crystal bead settings, and looks fit for the princess you are at heart. Don’t forget your Wuv, twue wuv Westley when you head out for the costume party--he’s eager to join you and try to meet your every demand. But be careful--when he sees you in this gorgeous gown, he may become “mostly dead” and require a visit to Miracle Max to revive him after seeing such a gorgeous vision. So yeah, we’re pretty proud of this costume. (White horses not included.)

No good deed goes unpunished, eh? Inigo Montoya’s father, a celebrated swordsmith, went out of his way to make a sword with a special grip for Count Rugen, “the six-fingered man.” And what did Rugen do? He went back on his price and killed Inigo’s father, right in front of him.

But don’t you dare feel sorry for him, no way; Inigo Montoya dedicated his life to fencing and is now a highly skilled swordsman on a mission of revenge. And he even has a practiced speech planned out for when he finally finds the six-fingered man…it’s all a little eerie. So if you like to play the dark, broody, emo type, you may enjoy dressing in this Princess Bride Inigo Montoya Men’s Costume. You can round out a group costume of Buttercup, Westley, and Fezzik, or you may want to venture out solo, scanning the party for anyone looking to be fumbling with their motor skills on their right hand.

Any way you slice it, this officially licensed costume is perfect for a night out or a chatty duel with your opponent. It comes with a shirt, faux suede vest, faux suede boot toppers, and faux suede pants. Just to make sure you look as fearsome as possible, we’ve included Inigo’s luscious locks (in wig form) and a self adhesive Montoya mustache. You look amazing. Very ready to exact revenge. So go ahead pick up your sword and say it with us: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hey, how does it feel to be one of the top four most beautiful women in the world? Well, that's what Buttercup was before she started bathing regularly. After she got serious about hygiene she shot up in the ranks and became number one. Phew, that's a lot of pressure! Well, at least you don't have to worry about your boyfriend getting murdered by pirates, or coming back to steal you from kidnappers, or fighting your way through the Fire Swamp.  

Well, if you're channeling the breathtaking Princess Buttercup at your next costumed event, her picturesque long locks are sure to complete the look. This hair has gorgeous honey blonde highlights and is subtly wavy and is crowned with a beaded, metallic cap. Whatever you ask for when you're wearing this wig people are sure to respond, "As you wish".